Toylit will give you crabs!

I guess I should be honest and admit that he got them from me.

Anyways, they're not catching, so go take a look at our latest collaboration:

http://toylit.blogspot.com/2010/06/bargain-bonus-poem-collaboration-june-4.html

Make sure you check out the rest of his blog as well; he writes a new poem every freaking day, based on the news headlines. It's insane. Plus, he's been mining Twitter for material with which to construct his unique (and often quite appalling) Twitter Found Poems. So, stop on by and tell him Toady sent you; that is, if you want to end up with a fat lip.

And watch out for those crabs.